This site brings you brilliant ideas and product information that help with day-by-day needs. Enjoy browsing Our products:
I remember the day of the invasion well. The memories still burn deeply, like spicy chicken wings. They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their ruffled feathers darkening the sun. Invading intergalactic chickens, out to punish humanity for our oppression of their earthly brethren. I instantly knew what had to be done. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped in my cockpit. With a greasy finger I set my lasers to "extra crispy" and blasted off to intercept the fowl invaders. It wasn't easy. Squawks, feathers flying, the smell of charred chicken everywhere. Three times they invaded, each time with increasingly devious plans. Three times I managed to push them back whence they came, and secure humanity a few more years as the dominant species of this planet. After their last retreat, I headed for my local Space Burger to bask in the glow of my recent victory. Breathing a sigh of relief, I sat down to enjoy a double chicken-burger with crispy chicken wings on the side. Little did I know that my greatest adventure was yet to come... Features:
Price: £3.99 from GamersGate.com
Stockist | Price | |
---|---|---|
GamersGate.com | £3.99 | Visit Store |
Just when you thought it was safe to eat chicken again, the chickens have returned with an organized invasion to take over the entire solar system! Journey to each planet and fight your way through to save the world (again)! In the first chapter of the...
Chickens. For centuries we have oppressed them, grilling, roasting, stewing, and stuffing them in buns. We should have known the time would come for us to pay. And it did. Intergalactic chickens invaded Earth, seeking revenge for the oppression of their...
Cyber Chicken is 2.5D side-scrolling, rollicking adventure featuring 8', 375 pounds of cybernetic poultry as a futuristic killing machine on a quixotic mission to save the World from itself. A satirical romp across pop culture and modern life, the comic-book...
Home | Products | Travel | Computing | Entertainment | Photography | Home & Garden | Office Equipment | Clothing & Jewellery | Family skills | Contact Us | About us | Privacy | Disclaimer | Learning | Links
©2012 - 2024 www.SmartProductsOnline.co.uk
Design: Yohannes Berhe |
Share